Dude: How was Diego’s birthday party?
Sowm: FUN! I made him cupcakes 🙂
Dude: Baked, yes… what kind? chocolate?
Sowm: NOOOOOO. Peanut butter. Chocolate is toxic for dogs.
Dude: My dog once ate 18 chocolate chip cookies in like 2 minutes
Dude: After I came home and realized all my stash was gone… I talked to him
Dude: I told him “I hope it was worth it, (he rolled over on his belly) 18 cookies for your life, are you happy?!”
Sowm: LOL what did he say?
Dude: Nothing, he’s a dog!